Actually...THEY DON"T CARE ABOUT YOU!!!

I wish people around me would be just a little less self-absorbed. It's either their talking about themselves all the time, or have fallen in a well of love for theirselves, or they suddenly think everyone's their greatest fan. And I mean EVERYONE.
I have a friend, and don't get me wrong she's absolutely lovely and fun, but...lately...she's acting really weird. Somehow, she's got some screws and cords up there that have twisted her into thinking the whole world's in love with her. I've noticed it for a while now, but I just didn't say much about it. Everywhere we go she's always like, "That guy's looking at me!"
We went for a concert last week and when James Blunt took out his camera to take a picture of us, the audience, she actually believed that from 7 seas and 7 mountains away on the stage, he was looking directly at her. Maybe he was...I dunno...if he's got like extreme high-powered-telescopic-housefly-vision.
On our way home we stopped at a shop and she was paying with her card, a Solo card to be precise. This nice middle aged guy was at the counter and decided to have a little laugh with us. He saw the Solo card and joked saying, "So, are you single then?" This silly friend of mine looked at him as if he was made, and turned to me, hissing, to say, "Stupid Old Guy, trying to ask me out" I'm like, "He really wasn't, he was just joking with you." But she can't even see that!
I hope I got the message across to her when I said, "Oh woah! Look at that! That fly is checking you out!"